The Oui Bears (or...a New Mother Nature Takin' Ovah!)

The Oui Bears lived
In the woods of France
And love to swim, climb trees, and dance,
And Mother Nature came and said,
"Tis time you bears were off to bed."
And the Oui Bears said, "Oui! Oui!"

And Mother came
In spring again,
Woke the Bears
With her soft hand
And said, "Time for breakfast!
Spring has sprung!
Come fill your bellies, lives, and lungs
With the fresh and bitter greens!"
And the Oui Bears said, "Oui! Oui!"

And Mother Nature
Will come for you
And ask you out,
"Dinner for two?"

And you better damn well say, "yes,"
Or she'll feed you to her Yes Bears!

-jenn