Oh my Darlin,
You make me wish my name
Were Dinah,
And you could be my
Someone in the kitchen,
Feeee fi fiddleee-i-o-in
With meeee.
You make me wish my name were
Clementine,
And I would wear boxes without topses
For you.
Or if I were Sweet Betsy from Pike,
Then I would wish you were my Ike,
Or I could be your Susie,
And you could come
And walk and talk with me.

For someone should write songs
About us.
Songs that would inspire the young
Never to settle for less
Than the truest Love.
For life is short,
But Love is Long.

-jenn