Sometimes I worry
When my
Farts don't stink.
I start to think maybe
I'm eating too much raspberry jam
Or peach preserves,
Rather than omega three fatty acids.
Maybe I need salmon or broccoli?
What about you?
I know it's taboo to tell,
And some of you think you'll go to hell for
Saying anything.
But don't you worry, too,
If your farts don't stink?

-jenn