I waited in line for the women's restroom
And finally heard a flush.
A MAN came out looking sheepish
And in a bit of a rush.
And I walked in to see the commode
Slowly overflow.
Right behind me came the janitor,
Who glared a hole in my soul,
And I said,"There was a man in here
Before me, and he did this!"
I am a fair maiden
And my poo doesn't stink,
Much less stop up toilets.

-jenn