I'm the only one that's ever had sex in my family,

According to them and all their kids.

I'm the only one they can all picture naked

Running around like a human id 

Without any superego to guide me,

Without any ego too,

Just a horny little monkey 

That got the keys to the zoo and escaped

The closed circuit tv system,

Escaped the wary eyes of the zookeepers,

Escaped everything

Except the dirty minds of my friends and family,

Who have me doing a lot more in their craniums

Than I could have ever dreamed up 

For myself in my own wild fantasies,

Much less real life!

Meanwhile, they have the nerve to tell me my niece is pregnant again,

And so is my cousin!

-jenn