Change of Venue

The evil villain with the manly chin 

Is deeply affectionate.

He doesn't want to appear effeminate,

But he loves to cook.

He sighs when he looks outside.

His public awaits and expects for him 

To show his mighty daunting hand

With some great feat of dastardly deceit

For the good guy to fix,

So the good guy can get away with murder.

But the evil villain is tired 

Of being such a provider of excuses,

And hopes the good guy trips 

Over the nooses and snares he's lain.

No explanation should be needed

If he quits feeding the fires of this particular duality

And moves on into a better reality for himself.

The world can find some other scape goat.

The evil villain wants to make breakfast burritos 

And crochet coats for the needy,

And hand them out on the corner

In front of his very own house.

-jenn