Horrorscopes 

A lazy day and their nanny has them swimming by the pool

In the smaller pool that’s specially designed for children.

It will become a hot tub for adults

When the kids are grown,

Unless the kids have their own kids early,

In which case it will stay a kiddie pool.

And everything has been planned!

She’s prepared for anything, 

Except her husband dying,

In which case, will she keep 

The lover she has,

Or will she decide to find a new one?

Will she have different needs to meet,

Or will they be so sadly the same?

If she finds that to be true,

Maybe she will keep the lover she has,

And find another lover, too.

For this is her nature.

She was born in the year of the snake,

And she really needs two husbands,

And luckily she was born 

In a tropical place on a sunny day,

Instead of some cold, frigid Christian way of life,

And very luckily, she has a pool, or actually, two,

And a nanny, so her husband can have a second wife.

But he never wonders what he would do

If either the nanny or his wife dies,

Because he’s already got two other girlfriends 

On the side, (because he’s a Leo,)

And he read one time that that’s how he should be.

-jenn