If I recognize your secret identity,

Your ultra cosmic divinity,

If I stare at you

And you feel as if I’m seeing through your mask,

You may check your crotch

To make sure your tights

Are covering all your private parts,

And touch your pocket to ensure

That kryptonite you carry 

To ward off Superman 

Is still there,

But I feel as if I’d better ask,

In this strange fairy tale,

If I kiss you,

Will it turn you into a frog?

-jenn