Stray Cat

I’m a stray cat, baby,

And you never should have fed me.

I ‘m a stray cat, baby,

Now I’ll never leave!

I’m a stray cat, baby,

And you never should have fed me!

Now I’ll always be around

Just a scratchin' out fleas.

You saw me lookin’ poor

Out back of the alley,

A homely little kitten

All scrawny and mean.

You tamed me with some scraps

And domesticated me,

Now, you poor darling,

I’ll never leave!

You fattened me up,

Till I’m fat and sassy.

You chubbed me up

Just as fine as you please,

But now I’m so fat

It would take me two trips

To haul ass anyhow,

So how can I leave?

I’m a stray cat, baby,

And you never should have fed me.

I ‘m a stray cat, baby,

Now I’ll never leave!

I’m a stray cat, baby,

And you never should have fed me!

Now I’ll always be around

Just a scratchin out fleas.