If you really know
What you want,
Why do you bother
With Eeny Meany Miney Mo?
Just grab that tiger by the toe
And go.

And if you wanted General Tso
Why did you go to
Mama Carrinno's?
Ravioli ringlets ain't even
The privates,
Much less a Five-Star brush,
When you wanted a seasoned tryst
With a fiery rush.

And if you wanted beans and sprouts,
Why come to me with your heart hanging out,
Singing my blues all night?
Everyone knows I'm Baby Bear's porridge,
And I'm so.....
Just right.

-jenn