I'm not contributing any more
To the billion dollar industries' secret lore.
Their magic words, "New and improved,"
Have proved to be untrue.

And while Ellen Degeneres promotes makeup
That won't come to rest
In lines and pronounce wrinkles,
I've seen her behind the scenes.
And so, I want to say,
"Hey Ellen, how 'bout just going
Without your makeup?"

Will no one pay you to advertise for that?

-jenn