The truck stop bathroom
Has pictures of Marilyn on the front door.
A subliminal message that says,
"Welcome to the crapper.
Now, have some class.
What would Ms. Monroe do, after all?"

The pictures also try to suggest
That those who have come into this place
All have MovieStar poo,
(Which doesn't stink)
And, therefore, you, with your common ass,
Don't have to worry about who came before.
There's no need to squat over the toilet seat and spray urine like a cat.
You can sit right down on it as God intended,
Because your dirty behind is probably the filthiest thing it has seen in a while.

All this in hopes that the light switch,
That sits demurely by the mirror,
With the sign that says,
"Flip if this bathroom needs attendance,"
Doesn't get flipped quite as often.

It's a wonderful idea.
I wonder whose picture is in the front of the men's room door?

-jenn