The transaction processed to the real estate closing 

At the title company's office.

The Southern belle had gotten a good deal on the house.

She'd made an offer.

The sellers made a counter offer,

Which came out even better for her.

An inspection found termites.

The seller was going to have to pay.

Suddenly, in an addendum to the purchase agreement,

They offered to let her purchase the refrigerator and the washer dryer for $500.00,

With a personal check payable at closing.

After all the papers were signed,

Southern Belle got out her checkbook.

The sellers' realtor was there,

Her realtor and the mortgage lender.

She looked up and asked them,

"What should I write on the reference line of the check?

Refrigerator? Washer/dryer?

Sexual Favors? Because this sure 

Feels like a screwing of some kind."

-jenn