I asked a witch if she'd bought her candy yet,

And this is what the witch said:

"I'm waiting til after Halloween 

To buy my candy

Because it will be half-price by then,

And I'm not handing any out,

Because it's very bad for the children.

But it's very good for me,

Because I'm not a children,

And I have a very big sweet tooth!"

Then she cackled her head off and flew

Right out of Walmart and over the waning moon,

Singing, "Hee heeheeeee hee heeee!"

-jenn