I got real tall overnight,

7 foot two,

And none of my clothes fit me right,

And I can’t find any shoes.

And worst of all,

I can’t find a date,

For hardly anyone at all

Wants a girl that’s taller than he is,

So she goes to the prom all alone.

So everyone is dancing in the gym,

And then a basketball rolls out

From some corner of the floor,

And I stop dancing by myself,

And pick it up, and shoot, and score!

And suddenly a game breaks out!

And what ya gonna do?

Cause now everybody wants the girl

That’s seven foot two!

-jenn