They told me a real woman

Had worn this costume before me

And the straps had been adjusted for her

That’s nice I said and watched them leave

Then I turned to myself in the mirror

And said to myself 

This is what we’re going to do 

We’re going to go out there

And knock their socks off

And if these “real woman” straps fail us

We’ll go on with the song

Step completely out of the dress

And finish in the nude

That’ll show em

-jenn