I look at myself in the gym mirror.

“I’ve got a BIG BUTT! I chide myself.

“Well that’s why you’re here,” my better self encourages.

But as I go through my exercise routine I ponder:

“Am I here because I have a big butt,

Or do I have a big butt because I’m here?”

My better self has wisely not weighed in on this one.

-jenn