I'm way ahead of you, Timer.
You beeping yore fool head off at me!
And I've already taken that pie out of the oven.
It was done!
And you didn't know,
But I did,
And I'm already sittin' here
With a big ole piece of it on my plate,
And now you take a notion to howl!

Well go on with your big bad self!
I can't even hear you, now.
I've gotten so used to your bellyachin!
But I have pie!
And the only thing that would get me up from this table
Is if I had ice cream in the freezer,
Which I don't.
So I'll just sit and enjoy this heaven,
Right here,
Right now,
Just like it is,
Even if it is a little bit
Ahead of Time.

-jenn