Yeah, he goes to church.
It satisfies his desire for live music and loose women
Without the temptation of alcohol,
Because that stuff will kill you,
Kills brain cells, you know?
Hard on the liver, too, to denature all those toxins.
Meanwhile, he can think about denaturing some of these loose women up in here,
Because most of his brain cells are already gone,
And he doesn't realize that these good Christian women
Will kill you just as quick as liquor will
Without a hint of the joy.

-jenn