Come with me for three days
Away into the great belly of the whale.
Trust me, now, it's not as bad
As one might try to imagine.
The bronze ribs gleam with hieroglyphs,
Holographic and so artistic.
The exquisite detail will charm your eye,
And you will understand.
The robotic transmission from HQ
Is monotonous at best,
But as the prophecies drone
While we kiss,
Your heart will surely know
The lengths to which your truelove has gone
To find you,
And your exact biometrical stare.
Then the rest is up to you.
Will you feel flattered,
Or abducted ?

-jenn