She's The kind of gal who'll say,
"I ain't doing so well."
Because she knows it's improper
To say, "I ain't doing so good."
And when you tell her about the inheritance your rich uncle left you,
She'll say, "How mah-velous!"
Because she went to charm school,
Where they taught her to say that instead of "bullshit."
And she would never stoop
To wish anyone harm,
Although there are some of y'all
She wished she never met,
And that's why the lady is a tramp.

-jenn