Sometimes I want to go all Johnny Dangerously on you iceholes,
Put your bells in slings,
Or cut off your boils and put em in the grinder.
That might show you sons of my bastages
A thing or three.

And while I'm sure the word bannin' committee wouldn't take it too well,
What can they do?
I didn't use the words "clap," "nut," or "knocker?"

-jenn