Earth was in a hurry in her orbit,

Had a bit of road rage on the way,

Honked at Venus at the redlight,

When she seemed to be in retrograde

Instead of going exactly when 

The light turned green.

Later on her way, she flipped Mars the bird.

She's had dealings with that turd in the past,

And Mercury can kiss her ass!

Meanwhile Saturn's rings are melting,

And Saturn cries, for no one gives a damn.

They do, but think if she'd quit drinking,

She wouldn't whine so much

From way out there in hangover land.

But Pluto's doin' fine!

She's  happy without wine,

Without food or drink,

And no matter what 'they' say she is!

A planet, moon, or asteroid!

Who knows?! Not even she!

But you won't see her cave in to identify crisis,

For he's seen Enki, Zeus, and Isis

Come and go, but the Milky Way

Is still traveling through 

The expanse of space.

And she knows Earth can be in a hurry in one hand

And poop in the other,

But they're all gonna get 'there,'

Wherever 'there' is

All at the very same time,

Relatively.

-jenn