I was accosted prematurely,

Judged, pre-judiciously,

And while they dissertated endlessly

About my flaws,

I considered the nature of their confrontational ambush,

And it seemed to me they were jealous,

And aimed at casting a wet blanket 

On my creativity.

So when they finally finished,

A pregnant pause and then,

I countered with the the words of wisdom 

That none can condescend

To defend.

I said

Chaka laka BOOM!