I thought I was dry until I went into the desert.

I didn't know.

I thought I was wet til I met the jungle

At the hot humid part of the world

Where the Amazon flows.

And I thought I was lonely

Til I met you.

Now nothin else'll do

Til I tell you

How only the lonelier soul I ever knew

Than me is you.

And you are dryer than the desert

And wetter than the fog

That rolls off of the coasts of Scotland,

Or Ireland's peat bogs,

And youre smarter than the whales

With their giant brains,

And more stubborn than a buffalo

Out on the plains,

Like a muly old bull,

And twice as solitary,

Matted and hairy,

And you're lonelier than me.

Break my heart and call me broken,

Give me a line and a token

Of your affiliation.

Show me what hot is. Show me dry.

Show me wet and let me try to guess

What broken hearted version of lonely,

Is lonelier than me.

-jenn