Interview Interrupted

They asked if I had experience as a nurse,

And my eyes got big and I had to giggle,

When I admitted that I didn't,

And furthermore, in thinking

Of just how different I was 

From my nurse friends I know,

I thought I might as well end the interview with a crash

And a bang, and that a laugh was needed here,

And so I told them I did have experience with breastfeeding.

-jenn