She was smug

‘Cause she had a man in a Mazda

Who wasn’t afraid to

Pull up in the circle k,

But she wanted him to get out

And go in with her,

And he wanted to stay outside 

And play on his phone.

So she went in,

And surveyed the case of cold energy drinks,

And didn’t see the kind she liked,

And wasn’t in the mood to try a new one,

So she hiked up her heart a little 

To show the clientele 

Just what they were missing,

Then waltzed back out to the Mazda 

To giver her old man hell

All the way back home.

But he noted her face,

And considered the possibility that 

Negative displacement may exist

In physics after all,

And asked , as she got into the car,

If she might like to try

The new donut place in town,

And she said no,

But she wouldn’t mind trying

Krispy Kreme donuts again.

And Mr. Mazda just took her over there

Lickety split,

Without further ado,

And it was nothing new under the sun.

There never is,

Except negative displacement 

In physics, maybe.

-jenn