If you sign on to play with Simon,

You have to say, “Mother May I?”

And listen very closely to the rules.

There’s no fine print to see,

So, only auditorially will you be able

To sense the way to victory.

And if you ever went to school,

You’ll know the little ways to cheat the system,

But if you were a dropout, like me,

You can see, even quicker,

The bigger ways to outpace

The entire charade, win the game,

And find your fame, riding in a limousine 

At the ticker tape parade.

-jenn