The Right Way

I could not work here, at the burger cafe,

Because if someone came in and told me they wanted a burger 

With ketchup and mayonnaise,

I might scream, “OH BARF! How disgusting!”

And some manager somewhere would bust my chops

About how the customers are always right

But what about the customers who never come in?

Because they’re vegan?

Are they right, too?

-jenn