I guess I'm kind of a Boonie person.
My soul thrives in the wasteland.
I know there are things to be scared of everywhere,
But I figure
If someone grabs me and pulls me up into the bushes,
And has their way with me and leaves me for dead,
At least I'll have some privacy.

No one would find me for months
And, by then, the coyotes would've eaten me,
And no one would have to hassle with what to do with my remains.
And that is a far better thing to do
Than to hassle people with the legislative aspects of funeralization.

-jenn