So I paid a little extra
And insisted that she keep the change,
Because that Five and that One
Had been together a long time in my wallet,
And I'm not one to split up a partnership,
Even if it seemed unequally yoked.
Intangibles may be what pulls water to its own level,
Or maybe it's science after all,
But EHarmony had put that pair together,
And I didn't want any credit
For puttin it asunder.

-jenn