All dogs go to heaven,
And so do all men.
It's women, so tangled by original sin
Who are accepted, excepted or denied
Based on things....ummm... I'm not quite sure what.

Maybe it's breast size?
Maybe it's how tight her twat is?
Maybe she's born with it.
Maybe it's Maybelline.
But I'm starting to line up more with
Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer
And think that with all the people I know
Who are so sure they're going to heaven,
Maybe I'd prefer to go to hell.

-jenn