When I have a special function to attend,
I often leave my pants unzipped.
I'd like to think I did this purposefully.
But, even so, maybe subconsciously,
A statement has been made.

And if such a passive stance of
Displaying my yonic underpants,
Can cause such a fluttering disturbance,
Imagine, if all our bootless worries
Could hurry off to tattle
And leave us alone together
In the shade of this chestnut tree.

-jenn