I asked the witch if she bought her turkey yet,

And she said,"Nyet!

I'm waiting till the day after Thanksgiving,

When they'll be half off at Walmart!

That's just smart!

And by then, I'll be all alone

And can hog up the turkey bones 

And all that tryptophan,

And with any luck I can

Sleep through all the way through Christmas

And New Year's.

I go a little jejovah witness this time of year,

But maybe about Martin Luther King day,

I could wake and see if I could take back over

My old job at Walgreens 

Giving free flu shots,

And other bewitching thangs I do

That you don't need to know about.

Then she left with a "hee heehee hee,"

And walked out the door and down the street,

But before she did, I saw her set

One of the best turkeys back

Behind some cheap honey hams,

So you can bet that she'll return 

To come and get it,

And some yams for her after turkey day,

Prehibernation feast.

Don't ask me how I know.

-jenn