Jehovah Witness Program

If you ever need to hide,

You can buy a doublewide trailer

And move to Ft. Worth, Texas,

And become the general manager 

Of a used car dealership.

Find religion, and become a member 

Of the Jehovah Witness Program!

But if your wife takes it more seriously than you,

You won't be able to have a wild Christmas party

With strippers and booze

Like the other car dealerships do,

But you can get around it

If you tell your esposa

That you are, at the very minimum, 
Required to offer your best sales people

An "end of the year recognition party."

So then, try and play the game,

"Whose rear do you recognize at the end of the 

End of the year recognition party."

But whatever you do,

Don't throw that hi-heeled shoe,

That scoots up and hits you in the foot

When you stop short at the red light,

Out the window,

Because you may not recognize it,

But it may actually be your wife's shoe,

And she will wonder what the heck happened to it

About the time she goes looking for it

Just as you pull up in the driveway

In front of your doublewide!

Wishing You a Very Merry Christmas!

From the Jehovah Witness Protection Program!

-jenn