I'm intrigued by people who like spiders.

Not regular spiders,

But fantastical ones,

Forty foot spiders with sixteen hairy legs,

And twelve million fluorescent green dots,

And only two of them are the eyes.

But which ones?

Which ones are the ones that are looking at you?

I'm intrigued by people who aren't afraid of me,

My hairy legs, and my twelve million

Fluorescent green dots.

Two of them really are eyes,

But which ones?

-jenn