Has anyone ever dug under a fence to get in?
I have once, when the neighbors were away
Because I wanted to borrow their pool
To go skinny dipping.
Little did I know, people put cameras up
All around their property these days.
Oh, and they had that chemical in their pool
That turns red when someone goes pee pee.
(I bet you thought it didn't exist.
Yeah, I did too.)

Forgive me my trespass(es)?

-jenn