I believe walmart exists.
I ask and it is given to me.
Well, it is, after I've paid.
I go to my sanctuary anytime.
I buy my big girl panties there
And put them on later
When and if I need to.
My congregation, much like me,
Follows the trends and fads
Prescribed by walmart kosherness, and availabity.
Everything is clean at walmart,
All the good and blessed food
Approved by the walmartical diet.
Nothing unclean except the gum
On the walmart floor,
And even that must actually be
Acceptable in the sight of the
Great General Manager,
For he sees all,
And it is still there,
Maybe for all eternity.
-jenn
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