I'm standing here in my frivolous lawsuit
All ruffles and diamonds and pearls,
Waiting for a real journalist
To tell me what I think of this
So I can spew ideology on down the line.
But if the voir dire goes my way,
I'll throw this pantsuit in the trash
And buy 365 bikinis
And live on the coast
All by myself
And read books
So I can know what's really going on,
And never say a mumbalin' word
About any if it ever again.

-jenn