No matter if you're rich or poor
Or better or worse,
Your teef are always in jeopardy
Of cavity-izing,
Or just plain fallin' out of your head.
In sickness and in health,
They don't care.
They never took a vow
To stay with you.
They never said " I do,"
And they never will, Honey,
Cause teef ain't natural,
And I know it's true,
Cause a football coach told me that
In health class way back
In 1981.

-jenn