Look at all the weirdos here.
They all wear their sunglasses
And drive around like they know where they're going.
They stop at red lights
And go at green.

I've managed to make it to the bathroom
And giggle at the urge I have
To paw the toilet paper roll until
All the paper falls off onto the floor.
Then it hits me,
Maybe I'm the weirdo.

-jenn