I finally found some food I like to eat,

And the owners loved to see me

Relish all their tasty wares.

But after two weeks of coming every day,

One of the brothers took me to the side

And told me I was getting fat,

And he hated to see that,

And so he was banning me from Mt. Everest Cafe.

And though he was sad

That he would not see me any more,

He said that he was glad to save the world

From seeing me go downhill

Before my time.

-jenn