So I made it as far as Supertarget,
But when I came out,
My car was dead,
To the tune of having to call for a tow.
A big truck came out,
And wenched my Pathfinder way up on top,
And just as I turned, embarrassed as I was,
A car came by with the with the windows down,
And I could hear the guffaws
From a mile away.
And just as they passed,
The kid leaned out and yelled at me,
"This is Edmond! Get a Lexus, Plebe!"

(It was my son and one of his friends.
They offered me a ride,
But I called for an Uber, instead.)
Brats.
;D

-jenn