They want to build more condos
On the other side of the duckpond,
But they'll stay just as vacant as the ones on cannery row.
Snowbirds come for the winter,
But they find that it's too cold here.
Ducks come for the summer
And can't wait to go
Escape the blistering heat
In Santa Fe or San Diego.
Spring brings allergies, rotten tornados,
Early blooms and frozen trees.

Tourists and company are gone by fall,
And we can have football
(The only thing we're really good at)
All to ourselves.
Okies 37, visitors, zero.

-jenn