Well I'm a long tall texan--
Five foot two.
I wear short shorts and cowboy boots,
A big white hat to match my teeth
And two six shooters underneath
My pearl snap shirt
All holstered up.
I shoot my
Pizza before I eat it.
I shoot my sushi too.
And I'll shoot yours for you,
If you'd like?
Cause we texans know what's right,
And sushi ain't right,
Until it's been good and shot
And cooked well done.
So think about that
Before you get you some
Of this texan.

-jenn