You could be somebody's pet,
If you're willing to be spayed, and/or neutered.
You could sleep all day like a cat
And sprawl around.
You could plop down on a lap
And purr, and be taken care of,
No matter how fat you tend to get.
If you stay sweet,
You could be somebody's pet,
If you're willing to be spayed, and/or neutered.

-jenn