When my son wins an Emmy,
And he probably will.
I know he will not thank me
In his acceptance speech
Because he's already practiced it on me
As we walked around the neighborhood today.
He says he's going to wear his shorts,
No shirt, or shoes, and he won't be combing his hair,
And when he takes the mic,
He's going to say,
"It's about dang time I won an Emmy!"

-jenn