I wanted to see what the bumper sticker said

On the car at the red light ahead of me,

So I kept oonching up,

Until finally, I hit them from the rear.

My fault, only to see,

It said, "Jesus is Lord."

Curiosity killed the cat.

It just keeps getting me

In trouble with the law.

I've gotten stronger and stronger prescription glasses,

But maybe I should invest in some good binoculars,

Because I keep wanting to know

What is so confoundedly important enough

To make people wear bumper stickers all over their cars.

And it keeps on being about someone 

Wanting me to come to their church,

But I'm not gonna come with them

When they're the sort that acts so bent out of shape

Over a little bent out of shape bumper.

-jenn