Someone who doesn't know me

Asked me what my problem was,

And in an inspired moment of self recognition,
And in spite of my usual stammer,
Caught on a wire between extreme self-doubt
And attempts at humility,

I spontaneously combusted

And blurted out the living truth.

My problem is

I'm at the top of my weight class

And there is not another,

So all you got to put up with me

Goin' all King Kong on your asses

Allllllllllllllllllll the time,

And beating you down into submission,

Because I am world heavyweight champion,

And I am here to stay!

-jenn