I won't miss you when you're gone,

But rest assured that I will find your grave,

And pull down my pants and cop a squat 

Over your resting place.

I will piss on your burial mound.

Maybe even take a poo.

The monumental dump I leave will be my eulogy for you.

It will make the statement

That your headstone wouldn't dare:

The truth--You were a heartless bitch in this life,

And caused your brothers and sisters nothing

But heartache and sorrow.

-love,

Jenn